After 8 years of reading millions of documents and e-mails as a lawyer, I quit my job to be a stay-at-home-mom of two. I now read a lot of Captain Underpants, which is way easier to understand. And when people make unreasonable demands of me now, I can say no and send them to their room.
I was born and raised in the Midwest, so am constantly afraid of offending people. But I’ve lived on the East Coast long enough to appreciate a good f-bomb, as you will see. Consider yourself warned.
Why yes, those are spontaneous jazz hands.